I NEED to give money to Steve Jobs

I really want to give my money to mr Jobs. I want an iPod. I just can't figure out which one to choose.

On one side there is the iPod Touch, a hot sexy smoking phoneless iPhone. Did I mention that it's hot ? And sexy ?
But why would i buy one when most of its features are pointless in Romania?
We don't have wireless networks so the browser is pointless.
That leaves us with a 8/16 Gb mp3/video player with a big screen. Of course the "cocalari" and the "corporatist yuppies" will be thrilled by it's sexy looks and similarity to the iPhone( Imagine the "cocalari" speaking into the iTouch pretending it's an iPhone)but why the hell would I pay so much for a thing that is more or less pointless.

Now ....the iPod classic. It's not flashy. It's not completly new. It doesn't have a sexy multi-touch screen but it has 80 Gb of hdd and that's about the size of my music colection.
Did I mention that it doesn't have a sexy UI ??? :(

Ahhh...and I wanted so badly to be an Apple Fanboy. Maybe next time.